On Being a (Semi-) Professional Geek
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!
~Vizzini, “The Princess Bride”
Know what I really hate? Being outsmarted, outwitted, or being told something I didn’t already know. That’s normal for most geeks. When we find someone geekier than ourselves, bad things can happen. Take today for example. I’m selling an old magazine for two bucks on eBay. Two bucks. Not two thousand. Someone harangues me for inaccurately describing its condition and sends me three whole pages about detailed comic and magazine grading standards. Don’t butter my buns and call me a biscuit, for Cthulhu’s sake. It’s two bucks. Get over it.
Which brings me to the many levels of geekiness. I myself am one of those geeks of all trades, specializing in no geekdom but relatively fluent in several. Ask me about astronomy or ancient history or Star Wars and I’ll be able to hold my own. On the other hand, other traditionally geeky realms (comics, music, engineering) remain as enigmatic and distant as the twin suns of Tatooine. I’m just not interested as much and thus know relatively little. Geeks, as it turns out, are much like everyone else in that way.
There is that lovely notion of the Renaissance man or woman (think Benjamin Franklin, Nikola Tesla, or Leonardo da Vinci). The one whose knowledge in twelve different subjects is dizzying. I think our culture expects most self-proclaimed geeks to be something of that sort. I’ve met geeks who could take apart a Macbook blindfolded but who know little to nothing about anything non-electronic. Ditto for those music geeks who couldn’t change a flat tire if their life depended on it. Specialization in one area of geekdom is common. On the other hand, I’d much rather have expertise in a number of fields than mastery in just one.
Why did that haughty eBayer upset me so much? Was it that he knew so much more than I did in some esoteric field? Or that he felt compelled to rub it in my face? Maybe both. There have been many times when I’ve been in the presence of those much geekier (and certainly, smarter) than myself. My usual reaction was to try and glean something useful or interesting from the conversation. If it turned out to be something beyond my sphere of interests, slyly changing the subject was always an option too. Anything related to computer programming or advanced mathematics would otherwise put me in a deep sleep.
I’m quite happy being a self-described, semi-professional geek. Chances are I can work out most common computer glitches, calculate my geographic position using only the stars, differentiate ancient Norse runes, or recite the periodic table in a pinch. I might also be able to retell Greek myths or list the star systems of the Old Republic without breaking a sweat. There’s things I’m good at and things that I’ll never be able to master.
As for the snotty eBayer, well, they’ll just have to reckon with my dazzling intellect and/or mastery of the Jedi mind trick. Just don’t tell him about my lack of immunity to iocane powder. But then, no geek is ever perfect.
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Funny…I would tell you that the original definition of “geek” is a circus performer who bites the heads off chickens. But that would make me an info geek. Or a bloggy trivia geek. Or something like that…
😉
Mikalee Byerman said this on September 23, 2011 at 6:28 pm |
Someone had told me that before, and it mildly freaked me out. Language changes in strange ways. Thanks for dropping by!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:39 pm |
Agreed. As someone with deep-seated texture issues: I don’t even want to think about it!
Which I suppose is why I shared it so willingly with you… 😉
Thanks for the laugh today — fun post.
Mikalee Byerman said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:22 pm
ciao
ioguadagnoonline said this on September 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm |
I used to interchange “geek” and “nerd” a lot, but am noticing there is some distinct difference I cannot put my finger on…
The Simple Life of a Country Man's Wife said this on September 23, 2011 at 6:31 pm |
I think geeks are the ones whom we’d want to date for their brains, and nerds are the ones who never get dates because of their brains. If I had to guess. Thanks for the feedback.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:39 pm |
I’m gonna quote that.
rheaJ said this on September 25, 2011 at 5:13 pm
This is a brilliant point of view! I love it! I’m guessing my fiancee is a “nerd” because of the obvious point that we are getting married, but I can not wait to share this with him!
ditchthebun said this on September 26, 2011 at 4:41 am
A friend showed me this Venn diagram recently, which kinda (but not 100% accurately) sums up the differences: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/09/16/are-you-a-nerd-dork-geek-or-dweeb/
drewpan said this on September 24, 2011 at 4:34 am |
Love this Venn diagram! Definitely nice to know I fall mostly under the Geek definition but with slight tendencies towards Nerd.
Great book – American Nerd: The Story of My People by Benjamin Nugent
Jennifer R. said this on September 24, 2011 at 5:52 pm
People might get riled up if you call them nerds – it implies anti-social vibe. I once got told off for that reason 😦
fornormalstepfathers said this on September 24, 2011 at 4:34 am |
Awesome post! Thank you, Prawn!
Oh God, My Wife Is German said this on September 23, 2011 at 6:33 pm |
You’re welcome, and thanks for stopping in.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:41 pm |
“Don’t butter my buns and call me a biscuit, for Cthulhu’s sake.”
~ it’s lines like this that make me love geeks. 🙂
Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed! 😀
PCC Advantage said this on September 23, 2011 at 6:43 pm |
Thank you…and I’d say “May the Force be with you,” but that’s so cliched. So I’ll stick with my thanks.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:41 pm |
I can never specialise in one area – too many interests. But reciting the periodic table and using stars as directions aren’t bad skills to have.
leadinglight said this on September 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm |
Too many interests is better than too few, right? Thanks for stopping by.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:42 pm |
Life isn’t fair, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Jen said this on September 23, 2011 at 6:54 pm |
One of the great truisms of all time. Thanks for stopping by, and glad you enjoyed the post.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:43 pm |
Still chuckling aloud… Thanks for a good read, and congrats on Fresh press!
nlvogs said this on September 23, 2011 at 6:59 pm |
I’m glad you enjoyed it. May the Force be with you, and thanks for stopping in.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:45 pm |
That e-bay guy sounds like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons!
I’m a geek but don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.
natasiarose said this on September 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm |
That was my initial reaction as well..whom am I dealing with, Comic Book Guy? 😀 So glad you enjoyed reading the post.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:44 pm |
I feel the same way as you about being a “Jack of all trades, master of none”. I’d rather have a decent amount of varied knowledge, than a huge amount in just one area. But although being able to perform minor vehicle repairs, keep a vegetable garden, put siding on a house, and write and speak in proper English are all great things to have in one’s personal life, it can make professional life frustrating. Ah, well.
And based on your post, I suppose you won’t take kindly to my telling you that there are mistakes in your Princess Bride quote.
Congrats on FP.
walkingthepattern said this on September 23, 2011 at 7:03 pm |
Ah, yes, I realized the misquote after the fact. (Insert facepalm). I’m quite happy to be a jack of all trades and master of none…specialization, as Heinlein once said, is for insects. Many thanks for stopping in and taking the time to comment.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:46 pm |
I believe the term ‘Geek’ represents a clique of people who haven’t forgot to have fun.
gamethwomp said this on September 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm |
“Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.” So true indeed! I’ll always be proud to say I’m a geek. Thanks for stopping by.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:47 pm |
That is my favorite quote from the Princess Bride, and I have been known to yell it while smiting down weaker opponents. Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed!
aparisi13 said this on September 23, 2011 at 7:36 pm |
Nothing like lording one’s esoteric knowledge over a weaker opponent, for sure. Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for stopping by.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm |
I’m sorry, but some eBay buyers are the worst! I had to quit when I sold costume jewelry, and the person would not return it to me, wanted a full refund because there wasn’t any “real” jewelry, and gave me bad feedback. *UGH* On the other hand, this person gave you the inspiration to write a Freshly Pressed post 🙂 Congratulations!
politeandparanoid said this on September 23, 2011 at 7:42 pm |
Thanks so much…and so glad to hear I wasn’t the only one with a crazy eBay experience. But, as you said, it inspired me to write this. Thanks, and glad you enjoyed it.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:58 pm |
Yesterday I had to come to grips with the fact that I am not a geek. And now, I see I may actually BE one. I am not generalized. I am a specialized geek. Thanks for that!
becomingcliche said this on September 23, 2011 at 8:11 pm |
There’s nothing wrong with being a geek. Geeks are gonna be the ones to save the world from the football heroes and cheerleaders run amok (I think.) Glad you stopped by!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:00 pm |
Geeks and Nerds Rule.
wadingacross said this on September 23, 2011 at 8:26 pm |
Yes we do…it’s getting that across to the mundanes that’s the problem.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:12 pm |
I actually enjoy being told stuff I don’t already know.
48colorrainbow said this on September 23, 2011 at 8:27 pm |
Sometimes I do (hard for me to admit.) Depends on whether it’s a subject of interest.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:13 pm |
Personally, I think both ways can be interesting.
48colorrainbow said this on September 24, 2011 at 12:58 am
I think I’m a nerd, rather than a geek. I can quote goodness knows how many Doctor Who episodes, and ditto with Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, but I’ve only seen a couple of the old Star Treks and can only quote them slightly. (Let me guess, they don’t have money where you come from…)
Whatever I am, I am NOT ASHAMED OF IT!
Oh, and congrats on Freshly Pressed 🙂
Miriam said this on September 23, 2011 at 8:28 pm |
You’re fine just the way you are is what (and for the record, I’ve never been a Trekker/Trekkie either.) Doctor Who is more my cup of tea. Many thanks for stopping by!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 12:56 am |
It’s easy being- or at least sounding like- a geek nowadays. Cthulhu is a fictional beast created by H.P. Lovecraft in 1928! I love Wikipedia. Loved this post, too.
Anastasios said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:10 pm |
Congrats on bringing a little geekdom to the front page. 😀
colorfulgeek said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:32 pm |
Thanks so much…I can never write too much about being a (proud) geek.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm |
This is the greatest time in the history of the world to be a geek! Our knowledge and skills are rewarded like never before. We make more money. We’ve got the best movies, TV, toys, etc. The proliferation of electronic devices has never been greater.
Yes, sir–it’s great to be a geek.
Ammon said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:43 pm |
Indeed it is…now, I just need to write a version of “The Big Bang Theory” in which geeky women (who aren’t gorgeous) are idolized. Thanks so much for stopping by and weighing in!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm |
I think there is something to be said about taking a more “liberal arts” approach to geekdom. Fun post! 🙂
superheroprincess said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:50 pm |
Absolutely…specialization is for insects, after all. I’d much rather be knowledgeable in many fields than an expert in one or two. Thanks for stopping by!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:54 pm |
Awesomesauce post, and congrats on being Freshly Pressed.
I am also a semi-professional geek, and generally out-geek any of the “norms” I hang out with. …And then I spend half an hour with my husband’s comic geek friends and feel all clueless and stupid and (horror of horrors!) normal.
(But please don’t call me a nerd or I may have to scratch your eyes out. Plus, I can kill you with my mind.)
Jo Eberhardt said this on September 23, 2011 at 9:59 pm |
Goes to show even geeks can be out-geeked sometimes…I have that feeling every time I’m around techies or music geeks. I could always Force-push them away, but that would just be mean. Glad you enjoyed the post.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 12:57 am |
Ack. And after hitting the ‘submit’ button, I realised I’d misquoted the quote I was quoting. Damn it. In my head, the follow-up conversation goes something like this:
You: You got that Firefly quote wrong. No geek cred for you.
Me: What? But I’ve watched Firefly a million times. Getting a quote wrong is absolutely, totally and in all other ways inconceivable.
You: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Me: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
You: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Me: —
You: Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Jo Eberhardt said this on September 24, 2011 at 4:52 am
Geeks of the world; unite!
Except, reading about some of your multi-discipline skills, I’m not sure if I can class myself as a geek any longer.
I think I shall retain amateur status by simply quoting films excessively, smiling anytime someone references The Princess Bride and pretending to know a little about music. I’ll leave the navigation by stars etc to you full on semi-professionals.
Great read btw, really enjoyed it.
Adam said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:13 pm |
I’m glad…and anyone who loves “The Princess Bride” is already a winner in my book. Inconceivable that someone could not like that one. Thanks very much for reading!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 1:00 am |
I think it’s funny when people assume I know a lot about computer hardware, or programming, just because I use the computer a lot. I’m usually pretty good at finding my way around new websites, and I even figure out new programs pretty quickly, but I know next to nothing about hardware or programming.
brandimiller said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:33 pm |
Interesting…maybe it’s like how everyone assumes I’ve read every book that’s ever been written because I work in a library? People have strange ideas, don’t they? I’m glad you stopped by and enjoyed the post.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 1:01 am |
I should have know that you work in a library! A library is like a giant Geek-magnet. I find the most interesting people in libraries and one of my oldest and dearest is a Librarian. 🙂
seabeegirl said this on September 24, 2011 at 3:31 am
Love your blogging skills. They make me want to geek out and read your entire site in one day–unfortunately, I have other nerdy things to do, like obsess over movie trilogies and sketch George Lucas characters.
Geek on! I’ll be following your blog. C:
justonemorescribe109 said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:35 pm |
The Force will be with you…always. For the record, Star Wars is the best series ever. I’m even hooked on Clone Wars now. Best of luck to you!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 1:02 am |
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GraceLynneFleming said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:51 pm |
Glad you did; thanks for reading!
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Let’s Pop This « Si357's Blog said this on September 23, 2011 at 10:55 pm |
Glad you’ve started a blog…I’m now following!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:45 pm |
Final picture made me smile, great post!
Eve Redwater said this on September 23, 2011 at 11:23 pm |
This is not the smile you’re looking for…move along. Glad you enjoyed!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:45 pm |
These are some interesting insights. I enjoyed the post!
zenlifefrugal said this on September 23, 2011 at 11:23 pm |
Many thanks for reading; so glad to hear you enjoyed it.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm |
Its getting them to admit their knowledge is, um, cloistered – when I saw Comrade Edgaredgarberger discussing the spread of Christian heresy in Asia with a mathematician, and the math geek put his hands on head and said “databank, retrieve”, I knew there was something wrong.
mymatejoechip said this on September 23, 2011 at 11:42 pm |
That’s hilarious…do you mind if I use that one with my math geek friend? Thanks for reading!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm |
Great post! Fun, insightful and witty 😀 I’m gonna like you ^^
ste7888 said this on September 24, 2011 at 12:33 am |
I think I’m gonna like you too, as I just subscribed to your blog. Thanks for stopping in!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:47 pm |
I’d rather spend time with a geek than a superficial person any day. You get a like and a follow simply for mentioning Cthulhu. Geek on!
georgefloreswrite said this on September 24, 2011 at 12:53 am |
I appreciate the compliment, and I certainly agree. What’s life without a little esoterica?
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:50 pm |
Dull, dry and empty, I believe. Thanks for the subscribe! You’ll find esoterica there, albeit of a different flavor 😉 Hope you enjoy it.
georgefloreswrite said this on September 24, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Great post! It’s fun. Congrats on being FP 🙂
thiet ke noi that dep said this on September 24, 2011 at 1:52 am |
Thanks for stopping by; glad you enjoyed it. 😉
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:50 pm |
Awesome post! Thank you, Prawn!
littlelin said this on September 24, 2011 at 2:01 am |
Life isn’t fair, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
terarmt said this on September 24, 2011 at 2:02 am |
I actually enjoy being told stuff I don’t already know.
redstonermt said this on September 24, 2011 at 2:02 am |
Hahaha, great post! It’s fun knowing bits about lots of different subjects. Weather, web design, music, photography, Calvin and Hobbes….it all balances out somewhere. 😀
I have to admit that while I’m very happy to be heading out into nature tomorrow, I kind of wish I could participate in the LOTR marathon that’s going on….
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Cap'n Stephel said this on September 24, 2011 at 2:57 am |
One can never know too much Calvin and Hobbes, or quote it too excessively (same goes for Monty Python and Spinal Tap, among others.) LOTR too. Gonna go check out your blog now…
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:52 pm |
Geeks rock! 🙂 We will rule the world one day as truly benevolent dictators who excel at trivia. As much as love being really great at one thing, I have to say it’s actually kind of fun knowing a little bit about many things. Makes you much more fun at parties…and geeks are getting invited to those now you know!
jamieahughes said this on September 24, 2011 at 3:01 am |
You know, I always wanted to be a Benevolent Dictator (think Marcus Aurelius or one of the Ming Dynasty) when I grew up, not to mention beating everyone else at Trivial Pursuit. Unfortunately have achieved only one of those goals. Thanks for reading, and so glad you enjoyed it.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:55 pm |
I always love meeting someone new who likes some of the same, geeky stuff that I do. I don’t know why it is so fun to quote Star Wars, Firefly, Princess Bride, Star Trek, etc, but it makes me smile every time I see a quote. I, too, get rather irked when someone asks me something and I don’t know the answer; I take pride in my “Geek of all Trades and Master of None” status! 😀
seabeegirl said this on September 24, 2011 at 3:43 am |
I think we’re kindred spirits…I’m reading your blog just now and laughing my head off. Thanks for reading!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:56 pm |
Reading the post it seems you are a bit of a Star Wars geek. I just watched (and posted on my blog) a fan documentary on Star Wars Ep.IV. I usually aren’t into things like that and I never listen to any commentary on DVDs but this was good – all the gossip, lost films etc added into the whole movie – worth a look, let me know what you think of the video please.
goldcoaster said this on September 24, 2011 at 4:56 am |
I am definitely gonna check that one out tonight…and Lucas can kiss my wookiee. Thanks for the tip!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:57 pm |
I didn’t know I’d be reading the ramblings of an injured semi-professional geek this morning, when I clicked on your link on Freshly Pressed. Darn.
Mendaxxx said this on September 24, 2011 at 5:40 am |
Um…thanks? 😉
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:58 pm |
I’m one of those geeks who could actually take apart a MacBook blindfolded. I’m a tech geek, primarily because I work in the area. But like you said, it’s better to be good in a wide variety of fields than just one. Because if you’re good in just one, you become what they call a specialist. I enjoy science, runes, languages…books, science fiction…ask me anything about those things and I’ll blow you away. Literally.
Ashley
TheEverydayMuser said this on September 24, 2011 at 6:29 am |
I might just have to do that, as my science skills are adequate but could be improved. And the MacBook skills are impressive…most impressive.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 7:00 pm |
Your blog header is awesome. I ❤ that movie.
Marie マリー said this on September 24, 2011 at 7:36 am |
D9 is one of the great movies of this past decade, for sure.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 9:03 pm |
i like those pics 🙂
szlizhida said this on September 24, 2011 at 8:33 am |
Thanks, and glad you stopped by 🙂
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 9:03 pm |
I think it is ok to be a geek. I think that a lot of the stuff that you think is cool is cool too. My mom and my aunt are showing me cool things like Star Wars and the Princess Bride. They are even teaching me how to blog and helping me read other blogs. I like your blog a lot.
nintendowizkid said this on September 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm |
I wish you luck with your blog. It’s a great way to meet like-minded people all over the world. Thanks for stopping by to read mine. 😀
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 9:04 pm |
This was a nice post!
Even I don’t like these unidirectional geeks…they just show off all the time because they live their own domain, anything else as you said, is alien to them..ha ha
Eeshan said this on September 24, 2011 at 2:51 pm |
Glad you enjoyed it…and yes, those hyper-specialists can be very eccentric indeed.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 24, 2011 at 9:09 pm |
Love your homepage picture, by the way. One of the special moments I will always remember in film. Interesting post, too. Like how you get the point across that geeks have their own factions just like “normal” people do. There are different categories of geeks, just like there are different categories of douche bags, writers, materialistic girls, and sports fanatics.
Rob Gibb IV said this on September 24, 2011 at 3:00 pm |
Indeed there are, and all the different sorts of douchebags seem to come to my office on a regular basis. Which is one more reason I write my blog. Thanks for the comments!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:16 am |
Murphy’s Law of The Geek
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Mr D' said this on September 24, 2011 at 3:19 pm |
I had not heard that, but I’m adding it to my vernacular forthwith. 🙂
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:17 am |
As a nerd, I resent the fact that we were not fairly represented in this post. We consider ourselves a similar strain as geeks, yet we remain distinct from geeks among the overall social misfit population.
Possibly Fake News said this on September 24, 2011 at 3:54 pm |
I hope I haven’t alienated any nerds, dweebs, or dorks in writing this post, yourself included. 😉
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:17 am |
The ‘Jack of all trades, master of none’ is really much better, in my opinion!
I too can recite the periodic table! 😀 Perhaps that is because of an Indian education!
Great post and ‘grats on being Freshly Pressed 🙂
Srdp said this on September 24, 2011 at 3:56 pm |
Many thanks…the periodic table is a personal point of pride for me too.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:22 am |
Is one still a “geek” if the word “geek” has changed to mean, “one who gets all the ladies and a high salary and a summer home in france”?
Rai said this on September 24, 2011 at 4:19 pm |
I’m still working on getting a cute boyfriend and a villa in South Africa. Maybe one day.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:24 am |
Gave up eBay a couple of years ago because of instances like you described.
ohioken said this on September 24, 2011 at 5:05 pm |
I’m only still at it because I find selling my body to science pretty repulsive.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:26 am |
Semi-professional geeks of the world…unite! I might be able to read Futhark, recite chapters of Lord of the Rings from memory, explain the reasons why Unix is crap, and describe the education system of medieval Europe easily, but don’t give me a computer and screw driver and expect anything less than disaster.
vitanienna said this on September 24, 2011 at 8:12 pm |
Lemme just put it this way…last time I attempted to cook, the fire department had to be called. Thanks for stopping by to read. 🙂
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:27 am |
Thanks for making me spray coffee everywhere laughing at this post 🙂
Cheers,
Colin
Check out my blog site ReallyDeepStuff at http://www.reallydeepstuff.com
Colin James Morrison said this on September 24, 2011 at 10:03 pm |
You’re welcome…and I gotta say, your blog made me do exactly the same thing.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:30 am |
Being out-nerded can get discouraging, especially when writing. And the anonymity of the internet makes it seem more and more acceptable to be a pedantic twit – which is distinctly different than being a geek, I would argue.
highbrowhighscore said this on September 24, 2011 at 10:08 pm |
Message boards and Yahoo News stories are infested with pedants (many of whom have terrible grammar skills) the way Florida’s coast is infested with sharks, no?
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:31 am |
Geeks unite!!! I think everyone is a geek in their own way, I know to much about sports. I could tell you the score from a year ago, and the batting average he had. We are all Geeks. I like your statements
aldunn1 said this on September 25, 2011 at 12:48 am |
Thanks! I used to memorize the stats on the backs of baseball cards. Feel free to laugh as you see fit. 😉
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:32 am |
hilarious! i gotta say, i’m a bit of a nerd. not a geek so much, but a nerd for sure. i’m clumsy and know odd facts. i’m silly and a little quirky. maybe i’m a dork. hmmmm.
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Eva McCane said this on September 25, 2011 at 2:49 am |
Well, we’re all a little quirky (I was reading your post about hair…I have a short, spiky hairstyle but it works for me.)
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm |
Hello, I posted a request about seven hous ago trying to find out how to change your header in a ‘free’ wordpress blog. Exactly what you did in this ‘Narrow Theme’ by WordPress. But I see it didn’t pass your screening. I was just wondering if the asking was too much. You could have just said it here. I thought my request was just something simple.. no obscene language, no political inclinations, or phornographic stuff.
Arnie Abad said this on September 25, 2011 at 3:33 pm |
Just hadn’t had a chance to respond yet. It’s the “Ambiru” theme which you can change in your Settings through the Dashboard. Hope that helps.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm |
We consider ourselves a similar strain as geeks, yet we remain distinct from geeks among the overall social misfit population
bandoc.vn said this on September 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm |
Even geeks have sub-strata and variants…and there are thousands.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 5:10 pm |
Gosh, I thought I was a nerd for being a graduate student and watching the it crowd… But I guess not!! Be proud of geekmess!
psychosiswar said this on September 25, 2011 at 4:32 pm |
Absolutely it’s cool…I just draw the line at watching “The Big Bang Theory.”
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm |
very nice……..
Imdad Hussain said this on September 25, 2011 at 4:38 pm |
Geeks are so in right now anyways, it doesn’t matter how geeky you are anymore. Geeks rock… I’ve seen it.
I believe I’m a geek on the middle ground between non-nerd/non-geek and full-on nerds. When I play my mmorpg, I know I am dealing with a bunch of nerds and I am no where on the same platform as them. They know things about the game that I have no time to know about and I feel like it’s not my business to know because they already know it for me. However, I know my characters inside and out.
Anyways, rock on geeks, rock on!
butterflyafterlife said this on September 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm |
As long as we know our own geekdoms well, that’s all that matters.
I wish I were more geeky/cool, but maybe I am and I just don’t know it. So glad you stopped by for some geeky love. 🙂
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 12:16 am |
Cool…
Good luck 🙂
JJ Del Mar said this on September 25, 2011 at 6:14 pm |
Uh Mad Heather shall we have fun stormin’ the castle???
Loved it!
Geeks and nerds prevail!
gmom said this on September 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm |
I always have fun while storming the castle. Gives me an excuse to break out my crossbow.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 12:18 am |
Geeks getting upset by other geeks? Inconceivable!
A wise man once said that the “geek shall inherit the earth”… but now all the geeks have to fight over which geek will hold top spot.
Just keep me away from the Star Wars vs. Star Trek fight… that’ll be killer.
Christopher Pam said this on September 25, 2011 at 9:26 pm |
That’s like having to decide between Bushido Karate and Kung Fu. Impossible. I’m glad all the fellow geeks are enjoying this one.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 12:19 am |
Great post, not least because you opened with a quote from The Princess Bride (which I blogged about earlier this week). I always find it tough to be outsmarted on stuff I think I *should* know more about, like art or music. Maybe it’s a sign of my insecurities…
matthewhyde said this on September 25, 2011 at 10:05 pm |
I think all us geeks are slightly insecure, otherwise we’d just be garden-variety faux hipsters. Thanks for reading, and glad you enjoyed it.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 12:20 am |
This have me a laugh, thank you! May the force be with you!
🙂
uponatlas.
uponatlas said this on September 25, 2011 at 11:36 pm |
And may the Force be with you…always. 😉
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 12:20 am |
thank you for this posts
mohamed abd elhade said this on September 26, 2011 at 12:06 am |
Similarly, I’m a big Transformers and comics geek. Someone at work started mouthing off about Star Trek to get under my skin. Didn’t care. People assume geekery in one thing translates to them all.
whatilearnedbywriting said this on September 26, 2011 at 1:07 am |
Agreed…geeks are not geeky about every subculture their is, nor do we all live in our parents’ basements. I’d say “Live long and prosper” but might fear for my life if I did.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 1:31 am |
Nice post, I know how it feels to be “out-pwned” in the geek sense. I like to consider myself to be above the intelligence line but when I meet a fellow geek or nerd who’s above me, I tend to get defensive, I don’t know what sets it though. At times, I think it’s cause of their need to put me down but at other times I think it’s cause of my geek pride 🙂 I think it’s what puts everyone under the same category though- being below someone. Everyone can relate to that. Whether you’re the boss, you’ll have someone someone who’s the boss of you.
“The stronger becomes master of the weaker, in so far as the latter cannot assert its degree of independence — here there is no mercy, no forbearance, even less a respect for “laws.”- Nietzsche
Thinking about it now, I think it’s really because of their need to put me down, who wouldn’t get defensive or offended by that?
Vaie Satori said this on September 26, 2011 at 1:49 am |
That is a unique defense behavior peculiar to geeks. Maybe it’s the same force that motivates “regular” people to compare their cars or clothes or suburban lawns?
Glad you stopped by 🙂
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm |
Hey very cool website
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Thanks for the reblog!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 2:00 pm |
Dats quite lateral thinking…..like it!
Narayanaswamy said this on September 26, 2011 at 3:40 am |
You rock Geek! Nice post
PrettyGee said this on September 26, 2011 at 3:56 am |
Thanks; glad you enjoyed it. 😀
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 26, 2011 at 2:01 pm |
The philosophical ponderings of the difference between ‘nerds’ & ‘geeks’ is something that intrigues me, as everyone seems to have a different view depending on who they are, how they would prefer themselves classified, their experiences and what movies/sitcoms they are into hahaha.
My experience seems to point towards geeks having specialist practical knowledge in a couple of areas, meaning they have the theory and practical expertise and nerds having an extensive theoretical knowledge of an extensive number of subjects, but not necessarily the practical experience, i.e a car geek could rebuild your engine, whereas a nerd could tell you what all the parts are, and the physics behind building a successful engine but might not be able to put them together themselves (this is actually something that I have witnessed).
ditchthebun said this on September 26, 2011 at 5:03 am |
Very interesting observations. I think geeks, dorks, and nerds are like everyone else in that they are inherently tribal, and like to stick together with their ‘own kind.’ Reminds me of the joke about the mathematician, the statistician, and the physicist who are arguing as to the best way to calculate the height of a flagpole. In comes the English department head, who offers to lay it flat on the ground. The mathematician says, “Not the length, you bloody idiot.” Gets me every time…
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 29, 2011 at 6:55 pm |
Congrats on being FP’d. Enjoyed reading your post, and noticed that you take the trouble to reply to all or most comments. That’s hard work, and I think it makes a difference to your readers. Keep it up!
Audrey said this on September 26, 2011 at 6:18 am |
You’re the one I should thank…I keep writing because my readers take the time to comment. Thanks so much and stop by anytime. 🙂
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 29, 2011 at 6:55 pm |
Fab blog – must admit to being drawn in by Princess Bride and Star wars stuff… Hmm you’ve made me think again about my daughter’s comment the other day:
“Dad, thank you so much for making me a Star Wars Geek.” It seems she can now hold her own in any manner of awkward party situation by reeling off facts and places re GeorgeLucasWorld.com.
At the time I think I felt a bit unsure about her comment – your blog has made me realise it really is a compliment!
Thanks.
Seex Dyer said this on September 26, 2011 at 11:26 am |
I bet your daughter is awesome…and kudos to you to exposing her to the many wonders of geekdom. 😉
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 29, 2011 at 6:56 pm |
I am so amused and amazed with how you explored geekiness. I think the world has identified geeks with nerds but your geekiness makes me proud to be a geek lol. If I were to go back in time i would be proud to be called a geek. And yes we geeks love to create, imagine, be different, innovative, funny and unique. Geeks rock!
*✿ ℒoy•✿• said this on September 26, 2011 at 11:31 am |
The world wouldn’t be as interesting without geeks…and we also wouldn’t have electricity, manned flight, spaceflight, or the internet. Thanks and glad you enjoyed it.
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 29, 2011 at 6:57 pm |
I love the Princess Bride! And I love the original A-Team. One of my fav shows of all time and Murdock was definitely one of my fav characters, lol.
hollyjb said this on September 26, 2011 at 12:55 pm |
Murdock is my hero, and, to a lesser extent, my role model. Thanks for swinging by!
Howlin' Mad Heather said this on September 29, 2011 at 6:57 pm |
That Sicilian thing…when death is on the line..so gud
The Contract said this on September 26, 2011 at 1:55 pm |
You got Pressed again! Sweet. Great post too. I once sold hundreds of vintage toys for a friend. One night I got an angry email from an eBay loser threatening to report me for saying I had what I had. What did I know about Matchbox stuff from the 1960s. I rewrote the description a bit but told the loser that I did indeed have the original box and car and each little piece. When I checked a couple days later the auction was charging up past $500!
educlaytion said this on September 26, 2011 at 2:16 pm |
I think comic book geeks are somewhat the “worst” when it comes to geekiness. Most of us (yes, I am one) think comics are the be-all-and-end-all of the geek spectrum and things have to be just right. I’ve been harrassed on eBay before too while selling some old comics that I didn’t need nor want. I didn’t care about the grading– I just wanted to be rid of them.
Your post made me laugh so much. Congrats on being FP’d!
Jennifer said this on September 26, 2011 at 3:12 pm |
Just read the eBay comments – I hate eBay but it is a necessary evil unfortunately, i see the costs of listing on eBay just a slightly expensive advertising cost in the world’s biggest marketplace!
Alchemy Gothic said this on September 26, 2011 at 3:37 pm |
Good timing with the post. Not to be the narrowly versed geek, but I couldn’t help noticing that The Princess Bride was released almost exactly 24 years ago (yesterday actually). I’ll have to re-watch it soon to celebrate the birthday of one of the best geek films ever… yay!
Congrats on being freshly pressed!
underwhelmer said this on September 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm |
My 9yr old twins woke me up this morning humming the Imperial March and soon after demanding their breakfast in their best Darth Vader voice….this blog has made my husband and I happy:)
princessvonvoodoo said this on September 26, 2011 at 4:34 pm |
And the Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth. Great post.
newsy1 said this on September 26, 2011 at 4:36 pm |
I’m proud to be a geek–it is an interesting realm to say the least. Great post!
Maureen said this on September 26, 2011 at 4:49 pm |
Good on YOU Maureen to embrace your geeknicity. I mean, it’s just another nicicity. Simply ANOTHERone. So bloody good on you 🙂
wordsfallfrommyeyes said this on September 28, 2011 at 11:18 am |
I had a chuckle. Thanks:)
gaycarboys said this on September 26, 2011 at 5:00 pm |
Funny article!
In my country (Romania) we don’t have a word for “geek”. They just use the word “tocilar” to imply some of the negative connotations of “nerd”. In reality, “tocilar” means someone who learns everything at school by heart, without understanding it. Well, we’re still working on it…
codehost said this on September 26, 2011 at 9:10 pm |
I love your blog!! You’ve got a new follower.
On that note, I wonder if I could leave my own blog’s URL posted here to your comments. I’d love to get some readers, and I thought maybe I could mooch off of your success a little bit.
http://nerdtrain.wordpress.com/
justonemorescribe109 said this on September 26, 2011 at 10:12 pm |
I agree wholeheartedly! I myself am sort of a… free-lance geek? I’m a geek of many trades, a nerd of many masks… yet somehow I will always manage to be technologically challenged. Go figure!
Great post, I will be following you!
rgc1234 said this on September 27, 2011 at 3:21 am |
“This is not the feedback you’re looking for. Move along.” Made my day!
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I feel a Geek war coming on…..
realanonymousgirl2011 said this on September 27, 2011 at 11:23 pm |
On my part, I only get particularly riled when a fellow geek takes me for an uninitiate on a subject matter I consider general knowledge (okay, not GENERAL general, but you know what I mean). I enjoy learning new things as much as the next geek, but I wish more of our kind would ditch the superiority complex.
I would gladly sit down and have a long brain-to-brain conversation with people on Doctor Who, Monty Python, The Princess Bride, Star Wars (Star Trek not so much), H2G2, literature (hell yeah), history, chemistry, physics, math, engineering, grammar, hipster-bashing, kittens, and whatever’s on TV Tropes. But if someone starts a sentence with “Ha! I bet you didn’t know..” then so help me, I will morph into quite a literal geek and bite that person’s head off.
That last caption was pure genius, by the way. Congrats on the FP, and thanks for the great read!
Patty said this on September 28, 2011 at 3:49 am |
Okay, honestly, why am I here? Because the picture of the “Battle of Wits scene” from “The Princess Bride”. I’m a HUGE fan to say the least of the movie, not to mention I’ve actually read the book.
I enjoyed your little “rant” if you do or do not wish to call it that. It was definitely light-hearted and entertaining.
I can recall getting into “Geek Wars” with people before, but I had no real interest in fighting them to be honest. It’s like a “Shlong Sizing Contest” and your trying to figure out which one of yours is “Bigger”. I could give a rats tail less if you know more than me about Starwars, Star Trek, or Sailormoon. Just like you, I’m a specialized geek and if you ask me about Celtic Lore, chances are I know something from Welsh, Irish, and Scottish cultural lore. In case anyone doesn’t get it, that makes me a “Celtic Lore Geek”. I am specialized in other fields & subjects of “Geek-dom” but that’s for another time and place.
Thank you for sharing this little bit of laughter and smiles with the community.
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Let’s Pop This – Forsaken LLC said this on October 6, 2011 at 6:48 pm |
I think after reading your post I’m going to have to start calling myself a baby nerd, because I am not quite a full blown nerd. I can take apart and put together a computer in less than 15 mins, I am studying maths and engineering and I am socially inept. I can reference several pop culture trivia factoids etc etc.. But I do not elieve myself in the heady realms of Nerd-dom. I need to practise!
nerdgirl1984 said this on January 15, 2012 at 8:13 pm |
Well, I’m in need of a Padawan to train, so the job is yours if you want it. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to comment.
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