Monday Quick Takes and WTHWHT?! Part III

Monday, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. ~Ambrose Bierce

I'm guessing this is in Jo'burg

This Monday is a little different from most Mondays. I’m bragging a little when I say my job allows me not only to sleep in every Monday, but to avoid commuter traffic. I never developed that hatred of Mondays most 9-to-5 types seem to possess. For me, like Bierce’s quote suggests, it’s the day after the game. And lemme tell you, when  you’re a San Diego Chargers fan, it helps to have a few extra hours to sleep off the pain. Not to mention the drinking.
I’m kinda kidding with that one. The same can’t be said of the Rangers, my World Series choice, who roared back with a dominant 4-0 shutout of the Cardinals. #4 starter Derek Holland, sporting a peach fuzz ‘stache, shut down a powerful lineup that banged out 16 runs the night before. Put him on the short list for series MVP if the Rangers pull it out. And if anybody saw George W. Bush throwing the ceremonial first pitch to Nolan Ryan(!), you were probably laughing just as hard as I was.
This is also the last week I’ll be doing PostADay until December. A week from Tuesday begins National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) and P&Q will have to take a back seat to that. I’m promising to update at least once a week and continue WTHWHT for my readers’ amusement. Also, on Friday and Saturday I’ll be writing on the road, as I’m headed up to my old stomping grounds up north for some needed R&R.
OK. Now that you’re done wading through my blather, you’re wondering about WTHWHT. Rules are the same: come up with the most bizarre, improbable, and weird scenario you can for what’s going on in the picture. Winner receives a special prize. Ready? Here ya go. I blame my recent reading of Godzilla’s official biography:
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~ by Howlin' Mad Heather on October 24, 2011.

2 Responses to “Monday Quick Takes and WTHWHT?! Part III”

  1. No, Godzilla! You really can’t go on the rampage in those shoes! Trust me, they really do make your bum look big…

  2. “Hi, I’m Godzilla, and I am a giant mutant dinosaur.” “Hello, Godzilla.”

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