Since It’s My Birthday, And You Asked…


There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

~Lewis Carroll

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My birthday just snuck up on me out of nowhere this year, like the season finale of Game of Thrones, the 90-degree heat and my incompetent cell phone carrier’s text messages. In any case it’s on top of me. And, since the site mascot asked me to take a few well-needed days off to, you know, actually write, I realized I needed to address the issue beforehand.

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I’m at that age when birthdays are less of a celebration and more of an excuse to shamelessly hit up family members for practicalities I otherwise couldn’t afford. I’m asking for gas cards and teeth whitening kits. Sheesh. Before long it’ll be discounts to 5:00 buffets at Golden Corral and those little walkers with tennis balls on them. I’m getting older, but I’m not a geezer. Not yet, anyway.

When I was a kid, birthdays, along with Christmases, were an excuse to cook up wild fantasies. Remember the endless Calvin and Hobbes strips where the little guy asked for a thermo-nuclear missile launcher and a private continent? That was me, though my wanton desires were a little less militaristic. I wanted a horse, a trip to Thailand to ride elephants, ninjitsu lessons. I never got any of it.

But, now that I’m older, I don’t stop thinking about how much cooler I would be if I were an elephant-riding ninja with her own horse. Let me set aside my practical side for a day, and ask purely hypothetically for these few little trifles. I will have a fund set up on Kickstarter soon should anyone wish to contribute (that’s a joke, I promise.)

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vintage warbird flights

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And, of course, no birthday would be complete without:

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So, Prost and I’ll drink to another year of good health and (hopefully) some teeth whitening strips.

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What were some of the outlandish or weird things you asked for at your birthday or Christmas? Did you ever get any of the items?

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~ by Howlin' Mad Heather on June 11, 2013.

5 Responses to “Since It’s My Birthday, And You Asked…”

  1. Happy Birthday!

  2. I wanted a monkey. Ellie May Clampett had one, so why couldn’t I? Joyeux Anniversaire, Heather!

  3. I am going to have to wish you a happy birthday in my own fashion.

    (BTW. If you get a walker do not attach tennis balls that just leads to more problems you do not need, use glider tips. Sorry, I used to work for a few DME companies. Anyways, on to the birthday wish)

  4. Every year my kids ask me what I want for my birthday. My answer is always the same.
    Me: “A clean house and well-behaved children.”
    Kids: “No, Mom. Something we can give you.”

    Happy Birthday, Heather! I hope you got some great memories to go along with those practical things. Thank you for making the Cyberverse a better place with your presence. πŸ™‚

  5. Happy belated Birthday!

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